Jokes From Santa's Whatsapp


Santa Ke Ghar Ek Billi Rehti Thhi...
Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chhod Aaya,
Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.
Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.
Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aaya..
Aur Abki baar Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chhodne Gaya...

Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.
Santa: Banto, Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?

Banto Kaur: Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai, bolo kya hua?
Santa Rote Hue: Uss Kamini Se Bol Ki Mujhe Aaker Le Jaye, Main Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon!!

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