in bed with a naked man. “How dare you!” he bellowed.
“Come here you bastard, I’ll teach you a lesson you won’t
forget.”
“Now wait a minute, Tom,” interrupted his wife. “You
remember that new car I got last spring? Well, he gave it to
me. And that smashing holiday we went on, well, he paid for
that. And I think we could do with a new roof on the house
soon.”
“Whatever are you thinking of?” replied the husband. “He’ll
get cold if you don’t cover him up, and I’m sure he could do
with a nice cup of tea.”
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