Son: Dad, I'm over here.
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Q: How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A: None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.
Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You told her twice already!
Q: Who won the Muslim beauty contest?
A: No one!
Q: What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
A: "Live ammunition."
Oh, it's all so tasteless
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Itni Jaldi Bhi Kya Hai, Kuch To Sabar Rkho
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Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land KarneWale Hain.
Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga
Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.
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Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa Gaye
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Pati Ghar Aya To Biwi Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha
Biwi: Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa Gaye
Pati Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: Kyu, Kya Ho Gaya?
Biwi: Bahar Kuch Log Kah Rahe They Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke Gatar Mein Gir Gaya Hai
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