Funny Jokes Message on Whatsapp - Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum

1) Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h

2) BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the
TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he
BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

3) Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe BMW Ka Matlab He Bohot Moti Wife

4) Santa galti se samundar me gir gya.
Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...
Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bachale

5) Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..