Best Whatsapp Jokes message On Home Made New Collection

Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori....!!

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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..

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Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai.
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai,
Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai.!