68 Call Girls Hindi Funny Jokes 31 July 2015

Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,
aap ek baar try karo na!"
Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."
Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"
Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.
Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-
"kar nahi paaunga"
Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

Most Funny Exam Jokes For Whatsapp

Exam Jokes
Two student are talking about their exam:
Student 1: i have a good news, the exam will be go on weather it will be rain or shine day.
Student 2: What the good point about this
Student 1: it's snowing

Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages - Double Insult

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Double Insult...
Girl:" do u like me.. ??
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Boy:" No..
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(girl got sad)
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Boy:" y r u sad.. ??
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Girl:" becoz u don’t like me..
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Boy:" u never asked that do u love me..
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Girl:" Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ??
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Boy:" No..