Non Veg Jokes: Whatsapp Funny Messages Idea

Teacher Student funny hindi jokes whatsapp messages.
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

Non Veg Jokes On Santa: Hindi Jokes Plus

Hindi and funny whatsapp messages idea for your friend. a jokes on santa.

Santa dials a number and a girl named 'SITA' Receives phones.
Santa says, " maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhy kaise lag gaya."

Santa- sarabi marne ke baad swarg mein jate hein ke nark mein?
Banta- Mujhe nahin pata! tum kahan jana chahte ho?
Santa- Donon mein se ek jagah to jana hi hoga!
Banta- Tum chale jana, pine ke baad mein to kahin nahin jata!!!

Non Veg Jokes: Hindi Jokes Plus Funny Picture

Latest collection of most funny Hindi jokes and whastapp messages idea for your funny whatsapp group or friend.

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Fly in the tea cup

Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.