Whatsapp Funny Jokes Message

One day....
Santa:hello! Kay his pa train aati hai
man:nahi par ana wali hai par tum kuy puch rahaho
santa:kuaki mara dost banta ko jor sa potty lagi huiya hai.

Adult Whatsapp jokes Message

Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?”
Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai”
Banta: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“
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Boy N Girl Chating On Whatsapp.
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Girl- Din Bhar whatsapp Pe Online Hai
Chutiya Hai Kya ?
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Boy- Tu Hogi Chutiya.
Tera Pura Khandan Chutiyaa.
Aur wapp Tere Baapka Hai Kya..????
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Girl (After 3-4 Minutes),
I Was Asking About
Holidays.. (Chhutiya)

Adult Whatsapp Jokes On Bache Ki College Trip

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye
Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi
Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada
Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo
Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends
Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein
Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata,
Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper
Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi
Niche Aati Hai”.