New Updated Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Messages 14 Jan 2015

Funny whatsapp messages idea, sent it to your friend whstapp.
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
And…
Our new generation…
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Removes head phones to give respect..!!!

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INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala Pagal, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

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Different types of call duration summaries:
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
boy to dad !
00:00:30
boy to girl !
01:23:59
girl to girl !
05:29:59
girl to boy !
miss call
husband to wife!
00:00:03
wife to husband
call waiting

Old Superb Funny English Jokes 28 Oct 2014

IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you - you’ve broken your finger!”

THE DOCTOR

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’