New Updated Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Messages 14 Jan 2015

Funny whatsapp messages idea, sent it to your friend whstapp.
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
And…
Our new generation…
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Removes head phones to give respect..!!!

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INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala Pagal, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

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Different types of call duration summaries:
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
boy to dad !
00:00:30
boy to girl !
01:23:59
girl to girl !
05:29:59
girl to boy !
miss call
husband to wife!
00:00:03
wife to husband
call waiting

Just For Fun Whatsapp Jokes Message In Hindi

Some Funny Message Jokes Collection here from whatsapp group. last night i read some funny staff, here i like to share with you some of this. every day i update with a new post some whatsapp jokes, message and us to get this.

Girl - mummy, kya bacha waha se hota he jaha ladke apna lund dalte hai.

Mummy- ha beta.
Girl - oh shit,iska mtlab mere bche mere muh se honge !
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Ek gav me basti thi.
Jha randiya sasti thi.
Unki chud me etni masti thi.
Jitna dalo hasti thi.
Tum dhi bhut haste ho usi gav k lgte....................hahaha
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Baal uske silky ho,
Breast uske milky ho,
Dekhne me chikni ho,
Pahni usne bikini ho,
Humko itni छूट ho,
Niche uske चूत ho,
Lamba apna danda ho,
Usme jaake thanda ho.
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Superb Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Over dinner, Jill said to John, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!"

"How did you meet this fellow?" John asked, very concerned.

Jill said, "Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car.....

Funny Whatsapp Jokes: English Jokes Message

Once a boy went to the store. He'd had speaking problems all his life, so the things he said didn't always turn out right.

He went to the bakery first. He went up to the baker and said, "Can I have a bum?"
"You mean a bun?" the baker asked.
"Yes, a bum." The boy took the bun and left.

He went to the hardware store next. He went up to the salesperson and said, "Can I have a fuckit?"
"You mean a bucket?" the salesperson asked.
"Yes, a fuckit." The boy took the bucket and left.

Then he went to the pet store. He went up to the pet store owner and said, "Can I have a cockinspankit?"
"You mean a cocker spaniel?" the pet store owner asked.
"Yes, a cockinspankit." He took the cocker spaniel and left.

But then his cocker spaniel ran away. The boy went up to a policeman and said, "Please, sir, can you hold my bum and fuckit so I can grab my cockinspankit?"

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message - The Maxican Wife

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria,
why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sexx than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"