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Showing posts with label Whatsapp_Jokes. Show all posts

Whatsapp sms Jokes: The Worst Funny Short Jokes Ever!


Short jokes on two lovers on movie…
Two lovers went to watch a movie..
A mosquito entered in the girl’s skirt,,,
Guess where it bit???
You Naughty mind,,, always think dirty..
It bit on…
The boy’s Hand.!!!!

Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I dont like these kind of sms ok”

Whatsapp Funny Jokes - Girls will be girls


Girls will be girls!!!
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her Boyfriend:-
Girlfriend: Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you'll find a lift on ur right, hit 9 with ur ELBOW... get out of the lift, u'll find my flat on left... hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I'll get to the door 4u.
Boyfriend: Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfiend: "OMG! Are you coming empty handed ???" 
Boyfriend: :s (speechless)

Funny Whats App Jokes About Girls


Funny jokes about Girls- Secrets
I am now sure that Girls know how to keep secrets. In groups. With 40 other girls.


Funny jokes about girls- I'm leaving you
- I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight...
- But honey, what about our kid?
- What kid?
- So you are not you pregnant?!


Funny jokes about girls- Knowing girls
Question: How do you call a girls who always knows where her husband is?
Answer: a widow.

Whatsapp Chat Between Jeeja And Saali


Jeeja Apni Saali Se:
Mein tumhare liye churiyan lekar aaya hun.
Saali : Jiju,Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Jeeja : Mujhe tumhara response pehle malum hota to mein panty lekar aata.
Jeeja-Sali-jokes

Hindi Adult Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message 18+ Only


Sexy Hindi Jokes.
Dosto Ek Badkismat Aadmi Ki Kahani Uski Hi Jubaani
Parso Mera Janamdin Tha, Jab Main Subha Utha To Na Meri Biwi Ne Mujhe Wish Kiya Na Hi Mere Bachho Ne-----------
Main Bade Dukhi Man Se Ghar Se Bahar Aya Aur Apne Friend Ko Car Mein Bitha Ke Office Jane Laga
Hairani Ki Baat, Mere Friend Ne Bhi Mujhe Birthday Wish Nahi Kiya---------
Bahut Udasi Se Main Jaise Hi Apne Cabin Mein Enter Karne Laga
Meri Khoobsurat Seceratry Boli: “Happy Birthday Sir”---------
Main To Khushi Se Foola Na Samaya, Fir Usne Mujhe Kaha Ki Ek Sath Lunch Karte Hai---------
Lunch Karne Ke Bad, Vo Boli: “Kya Aap Mere Sath Mere Ghar Chaloge, Aapko Kuch Special Dena Tha”
Main Bada Khush Hua Aur Uske Sath Uske Ghar Pahuncha
Mujhe Apne Bedroom Mein Bitha Ke Vo Boli: “Sir, Main 5 Minute Mein Bathrrom Se Hokar Aayi”
Mene Khush Hoke Kaha: “Ok”--------
Kuch Der Bad Vo Ander Aayi, Uske Hath Mein Ek Birthday Cake Tha----------
Aur Uske Sath Mere Biwi, Mere Bache Aur Mera Dost Thha
Aur Main Uske Intezar Mein Bed Pe Nanga Betha Tha.------

Best Sardar Ji Jokes On Whatsapp Message 10 July 2014


A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Whatsapp Hilarious Jokes Message Must Read


If you must not read this one jokes then you must be miss it. an super funny jokes in English language.
A man went to see a doctor and
said,
"please doctor don't laugh at what i
want
to show you''.
The doctor said,
"I have been a doctor for 20 years so
I
don't see what can amuse
me."
The man opened his
trousers and showed his pennis to
the
doctor
which was as small as a TV remote's
battery.
on seeing these, the doctor fell
down and
started laughing continously.
After 10 minute of laughter, he
regained
himself, apologized and asked the
man,
"whats wrong with your penis?"
The man said, "its swollen.."
The doctor died laughing..

A Man Raped By Elephant - Whatsapp Jokes Message


A man goes to a doctor and says "What shall I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!" The doctor tells him to bend over so he can have a look at his ass. "That's funny!" He says "your asshole is 10 inches wide! I thought elephants only had thin long dicks?" The man says "Yeah but he fingered me first!"