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..Oye! marega kya???


1 ladki raste se jaa rahi thi,side
se achanak bike nikli..!
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. Ladki: Abey! Oye maarega kya ?
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. .me : mood to nahi hai, par degi to
maar loonga...."

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message About Women For Girlfriend

Jokes about women - Fortune-teller
A lady comes to fortune-teller, who can read palms.
- Will anyone marry me?
- No.
- But you haven't even looked at my palm.
- I see it from your face...

Adult English Jokes: Whatsapp Message Sent 11 Sep 2014

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

Whatsapp Funny Message: How To Become A Doctor In 30 Days

At indian railway station
an american doctor got heart attack
after reading a book's name.....
How to become a doctor in 30 days?
MRP Rs. 20!!!!

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GIRLS_: WE hate cigarette!
So WE dont touch it!!
BOYS_: WE too hate cigarettes!
So WE BURN IT!!
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ATTITUDE MATTERS..
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Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,
tadapne k liye bas yaaden hi reh jati hain,
kya farq padta hai wills ho ya goldflake ...yaaro
jalne k baad raakh hi ban jati hai

Bohat The Mere Bhi Iss Duniya Main Apne..
Phir Ishq Hua Aur Hum Lawaris Ho gaye...!!
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Our man was touching an aunty in crowded bus..

aunty turns and says: "bhaisahab aap accha nhi kar rahe"

Susu replies: "itni bheed me iss se accha nahi ho payega aunty"
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Gabbar - Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the.....??
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Sambha - Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha
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Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

Whatsapp English Adult Jokes Message 12 May 2014

A man goes to a brothel, hires one of the girls and spends
the next couple of hours giving her the best fuck she’s ever
had. He returns the following night, gets the same girl and
gives a repeat performance. By the end of the third night the
girl is so impressed she offers him a session on the house and
it’s absolutely wonderful..........
“You’re the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me,”
she tells him. “If I pay you £200 will you do it again, now?”
The man agrees but as he looks down at his small and lifeless
manhood he sneers at it and says, “You’re bloody good at
spending it, but when it comes to earning!”

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A man walks into a bar with a cat and an ostrich and orders
three pints of beer.
“That’ll be £4.60,” says the barman and the man hands over
the money. Sometime later, another round is ordered and
when it comes to paying, the cat says “You get these ostrich,
I think it’s your shout.”
The three stay in the bar drinking all night but no matter
how many rounds they have, the cat manages to get out of
paying. As the bell for last orders rings, the barman says to
the man, “How come you’re drinking with a cat and an
ostrich?”
“Well,” says the man sadly, “not long ago, I was out walking
on the beach when I found an old bottle. I took out the cork