Dirty Whatsapp Messages For Girlfriend 19 Nov 2014

Some good dirty jokes messages for your whatsapp.

My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.
"Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says.
"Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.
"No, you've got bowel cancer."

18+ Whatsapp Adult Jokes: The King Daughter

Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess' room.

She said, "What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!"

The Prince said, "Don't be frightened. I am not going to hurt you. You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you."

He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere. Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. Soon they were enthusiastically doing what comes natural. After he finished, he rolled over and relaxed.

She said, "Wow! That was fun. Let's do it again."

He climbed back in the saddle for seconds. Then again rolled over and relaxed.

She said, "That was so good. We have to do it again."

He wasn't very enthusiastic, but he did managed to rise again to the occasion. He then rolled over and again tried to relax.
She said, "Come on, let's do it again."

The prince said, "Leave me alone or I will call your father."

Adult Hindi Dirty Jokes Whatsapp Message

Latest new Hindi Dirty Jokes Message

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

Ek ladki apne ghar se ch*t chamka ke nikli.....
Soch rahi thi aaj to apne BF ko khol khol ke doongi....
Sadak par ek l*du nikla...
Baja di usne ladki ki khol ke apni lungi !!!!

A women was picking through the frozen turkeys  at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy," Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied," No ma'am,
They're dead."...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girls grandmother.on their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked ," Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave ?".  " of course not, dear ," replied the mother," Why would you think that ?" The tombstone back there said ' Here lies a lawyer and an honest man"...

Hindi Dirty Story Jokes Message On Whatsapp 11 May 2014

Ek gaon me ek parivar tha.
usme baap ar 2 bete the.
unki ek bhens thi.
unhe bhens se bahut pyar tha.🐃

Ek din bhens mar jati h.
tino bahut dukhi hote h.
dukh me bap kuen me kood jata h or mar jata h.

kuen se pari niklti h or bap se kahti h ki agr tu mjhe 5 bar chod de to tu jinda or teri bhens jinda.

baap khush hota h or lag jata h.1..2..3..4..bar. budhhi haddi itne me jabab de jati h.

Baap or bhens k gam me bada beta b kue me kood jata h.

pari phr aati h or kahti h mujhe 10 bar chod de .

tu jinda, tera baap jinda or bhens jinda.

beta khush ho kr chalu ho jata h.1..2..3....7..8..9.. bar kar k vo b khatm ho jata h..

Chhota beta sochta h ki puri duniya khatm to vo b kud jata h kue me.

pari phir aati h ar kahti h ki tu mujhe 15 bar chod de
.tu jinda, tera bhai jinda, tera bap or bhens jinda.
chota beta khush hota h or lag jata h ..1..2..3......12..13..14..15....20...50..100..500 bar chod deta h..itna chodta h ki pari mar jati h.

Pr wish k according sb jinda ho jate h.

kai din bad jb sb baithe hote hain sath me to uska baap kahta h ki beta tune aisa kya kiya ki pari hi mar di tune..;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Chota beta kahta h ki "bapu jb meine bhens mar di to pari kya chij h??"😛