Dirty English Adult Jokes Whats-app Message 21 June 2014


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Funny Man Jokes On Whats-app Message
A man had a very clever parrot whose memory was second to
none. One day, the man came up with a foolproof way of
making lots of money. He got the parrot to learn the
National Anthem and then took it down the pub where he
told the customers, “I bet £10 that my parrot can sing the
whole of the National Anthem.”
Some interest was shown and the money was placed on the
bar. Sadly though, the parrot never uttered a note and the
man had to pay out a lot of money. When he got home, he
was beside himself with rage.
“You bloody stupid, half-witted bird. You’ve lost me a lot of
money today.”
“Now wait up a minute,” said the clever old bird. “Just
imagine the interest you’ll get tomorrow when we go back.”
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