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Non Veg Hindi Jokes - Whatsapp Group Messages

Whatsapp group messages idea for jokes lover.

1 ladki ki nayi-nayi shaadi hui
To uski sahelion ne kaha,
"2 naino se 2 Naina lade.
Naino k beech lga kajra.
Us raat ki baat bata sajni jab 2 Taango k beech hua
jhagda."
Sajni sharmayi or boli-
"Lahnga fat gya choli udd gyi or maa chud gai
daman ki, Us raat mai aesi chudi jese lanka lut gai
raavan ki"..
hindi non veg jokes


8 Extreme Adult Hindi Non Veg Jokes Of The Week

Make a funny whatsapp messages with hindi non veg jokes. Below some sexy funny adult humorous Jokes collection for your whatsapp friend.

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sardar: Hamne Mobile Marrige Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
You r genius, your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left side nothing is right
And in right side nothing is left.


Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”

Whatsapp Jokes Message On A Conversation Between God And a Man



Awesome Conversation between God And a Man. Read it and don’t forget to share it with your friends.

Man: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Man: Promise You won’t get mad …

God: I promise

Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Man: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Man: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Man: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Man (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Man: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Man (embarrassed): Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Man (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
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Man: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.
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Man: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
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Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
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God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Childre
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Whatsapp Jokes On AN ATHEIST AND A BEAR


An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

Hindi Whatsapp Jokes: A Programmer And A Management Guy


A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.

“I do” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s of no use to anyone.”

The man below replies, “You must work in management.”

“I do” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?”

“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

Source: Whatsapp!

Whatsapp Best Funny Jokes Message: Adult Exclusive

  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 01
Santa Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.


  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 02
 BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : �� Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : ��Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!


  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 03
 Teacher to Pappu : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on
time.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain
sir.. sher to akela ata hai.


  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 04
 My Boss installed WhatsApp and texted me
'Oye Joke Bhej...!'

I replied 'sir pehle batao increment kab hoga?---'

Boss Replies: 'Mast tha !!
Aur bhej..


  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 05
Height of Nonsense:

A girl gv a pendrive 2 a
boy &
said "isme Facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look
&
Then girl said: .
"Kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya ?"


  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 06
Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.

Dad : why did god give u 2 legs ?

Boy : one to change gear &
Other to apply break.”!

Youngster rock.
Parents shock…:D


  • Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 07
Wife: oji sunte ho velentine day ki din aap mujhe kaha ghumane leke jaa rahe ho.

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