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7 Sexy Hindi Adult Whatsapp Jokes Your Girlfriend Wants To Know


Here are top 7 super sexy hindi jokes collection form my whatsapp message. my girlfriend share this jokes on my whatsapp. i tell you those jokes. all the jokes are so sexy and very adult. here you can get unlimited jokes message.

Here is the list of top 7 sexy Hindi whatsapp jokes


Santa Se Kisi Interview Pe Chaar Cheeze Puchi
Gayi
Ki Bataye Ki Aapki Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity & Threat Kya Hai
Santa Ne Bada Soch Samajh Ke Jawab Diya
Strength – My Wife , Preeto.
Weakness – Bantas Wife, Jeeto.
Opportunity – When Banta Is On Tour.
Threat – When I Am On Tour.
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Husband and Wife Sex Kar
Rahe The.
Achanak kisine Door-Bell Bajayi.
Aadmi ne 5 Min bad Darwaja Khola.
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di
darwaja
kholne mein ?
Aadmi - Hum log chatni koot
rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi
hame bhi
Chatni chatao na..
Hoshiyar Bhabhi - Maine Toh
Bartan Dho
Diye Hain,Kutne ke Dande Par
Lagi Hogi, woh
Chat Lo..
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Ek Ladki Swimming Pool Par Nahane Gayi Aur
Guard Se Puchha.
Ladki: “ Kya Main Yahaan Bikini Pahan Kar Tair
Sakti Hoon?”
Guard: “ Ji Bilkul Bhi Nahi”
Ladki Ne Ye Suna, Muskurayi Aur Saare Kapde Aur
Bra-Panty Utari,
Aur Swimming Pool Mein Kood Gayi.
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Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho?
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo.
Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu?
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Hostel Mein Ladkiya Cycle Chalate Hue Zor Zor Se
Shor Macha Rahi Thhi
Warden: “ Jyada Shor Mat Karo Warna Saari Cycles
Par Wapis Se Seat Lagva Dungi “
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College Ke Trip Par Bache
Ghumne Gaye
Thhe, Aur Usmein Chinki Bhi
Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada
Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya
Bhar Ki Ajeebo
Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne
Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh
Aur Ladki Mein
Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai Toh
Malayi Uper
Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam
Ho Toh Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

In Hindi Sexy Whatsapp Message Jokes - XX Base


Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai.
Blouse
Bra
Bikini
B_ _bs
Aur
Niche ki 'P' se...
Peticot
Panty
Period
Pu_ _ y.
Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai??
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What Is The Difference Between Good Girl And Bad Girl?
Good Girl Ghar Ja Kar Soti Hai Aur Bad Girl So Kar Ghar Jati Hai.
Good Girl Mandir Jati Hai Aur Bad Girl Mandir Ke Pichhe Jati Hai.
Good Girl Bolti Hai “Dinner Ke Liye Shukriya”, Bad Girl Bolti Hai “Subha Nashte Mein Kya Hai”
Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons.
Good Girls Never Consider Sleeping With The Boss, Bad Girls Never Do Either, Unless He’s Very, Very Rich.
Good Girls Say, “No, Bad Girls Say, “When n Where?”
Good Girls Only Own One Credit Card And Rarely Use It, Bad Girls Only Own One Bra And Rarely Use It.
Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way.
Good Girls Think They’re Not Fully Dressed Without A Strand Of Pearls. Bad Girls Think They’re Fully Dressed With Just A Strand Of Pearls.
Good Girls Wax Their Floors. Bad Girls Wax Their Bikini Lines.
Good Girls Wear High Heels To Work. Bad Girls Wear High Heels To Bed.