Funny English Jokes Whatsapp Messages 29 Dec 2014

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
" You. Aren't so good in bad either!" He shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings , his wife picked up the phone.
" What took you so long to answe"" I was in bad."
" What were you doing in bed this late?"
" Getting a second opinion ."

" Isn't the principal a dummy !" Said a boy to a girl.  " say , do you know who I am?"asked the girl.
" No ".
" I'm the principal's daughter."
" And do you know who I am?" Asked the boy.
" No," she replied .
" Thanks goodness!"...

Employer to applicant : " in this job we need  someone who is responsible.". Applicant :" I'm the one you want. On my last  job, every time anything wen wrong, they said I was responsible"..

The Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes: Whatsapp Message

Enjoy some funny hindi jokes about sardar ji.
Race to the Sun:
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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Sardar and the English Movie
Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend
SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"

Collection Of Funniest Whatsapp Jokes Message Status Ever

Here are some of the funniest whatsapp jokes message collection. All The jokes are in hindi language.

Husband: aaj tumhari behen ko Ghar
per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai..
Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo!! Pajame main
Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai...
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Interviewer - aapko kitne saalo ka
experience hai ....????
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Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try
nahi
kiya,
lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai
Thoko Comment If You Like My jokes.

One of the Funny Image Amir And Salman