5 Husband Wife Hindi Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages Of The Week

Husband wife in romantic mood: night
What is the program?
Wife: when the Tot will sleep again.
After quite the night has passed
When
Tot na soy, husband, "tot slept yet
. "
Wife: whose mother chudne-
, Where her sleep!

Husband Wife jokes

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Wife eat-accounts: dump.
Husband: take the pinzgauer of haves, food to eat.
Wife: bastard, I demand Dal
.
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Which itself inside the husband wife honeymoon
Her blouse off.
Husband wife and surprised to see these big
Asked: Hey you come me why your blouse
UPS?
Wife sharmate, quote, "-ji,
Your sister-in-law said that pets
Her husband milk fed, of course. "
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Husband: my mood today life.
Wife: not today.
Husband: come right dude.
Child: dad get rep or don't sleep tight hitting mutth,
Go to school in the morning.

Husband Wife Hindi Funny Jokes: Some Funny Whatsapp Messages

Husband :- I am feeling so depressed today.
Wife :- Why, Honey "
Husband :- it is just that  sometimes I feel so alone and useless.
Wife :- Oh, you do not have to feel so alone. A lot of people think you are useless...

Wife:- where are you going?
Husband :- to the doctor.
Wife:- why ? Are you sick?
Husband :" No, I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
Wife fir up out of her broker and was putting on her sweater.
Husband :- Where are you going?
Wife :- I'm going to the doctor too.
Husband :- Why?.
Wife :- if you're going to start using that rusty old thing again , I'm going to get a tetanus shot...

three couples are dining together.
The American husband says to his wife'
" Pass me the honey , Honey."
The English husband says to his wife:
" Pass me  the auger , Sugar."
They you name it husband says to his wife:" Pass me the steak , Dumb cow".

Husband Wife Hindi Adult Jokes: Change Position Tonight

Wife: Hey, you wanna change
positions tonight?
Husband: Sure honey!
Wife: Ok then, you do the
dishes and ill sit on the couch
holding the remote and farting.

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Sex 24x7

New Couple Kept having sex 24x7.They Became
weak but didn't Stop.
They Consulted a Doctor.
Doc Said: Have Sex only on those days which hav
'R' in it.
ie,ThuRsday,fRiday or SatuRday.
Couple Agreed
On Monday Husband Asks his Wife Darling Wats
the Day Today?
Wife gives a Naughty smile & says
"somvaaR"
MORAL : Horny ko koun taal sakta hai!!!

HUSBAND WIFE Funny Chat Jokes In English

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the
question.
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND : “Shit.”

A funny Thinking of husband about wife

Funny Husband Wife Hindi Jokes WhatsApp Message 11 Aug 2014

Funny jokes about women - Beggar
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book "How to Cook"!

A wife and a husband sit in the room and enjoys a bottle of wine. Suddenly the
wife says:- I love you.
Husband asks in surprise:- Is that you or wine talking?- This is me, I'm talking to wine.

Jokes about women - Thoughts
Husband to wife:- Darling, I have to confess you that when I’m having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
- Oh you bastard. When I have sex with other men, I always think about you!

Non Veg Jokes On Wife 27 July 2014

Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband ayeto apki underwerr pehne huye the.

Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking aroundthe neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They’ll think I married u for MONEY!

Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r luckymine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh ( DATE on DATE)

Non Veg Wife Whatsapp Jokes Message On 23 July 2014

Husband Wife Ke Bicch Jhagda Hua,
Husband : Aaj Faisla Ho Kar Hi Rahega.
Batao Kis Kis Ke Saath Tum Soti Ho?
Wife : Kasam Se Bas Main Apke Saath Hi Soti Hu.
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Aur Log Mujhe Sone Kaha Dete Hain.
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Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to doctor with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue,"Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena.";;)


#Husband wife adult joke#
Husband walking behind his Wife says, "Baby u become so fat...ur bums look like a washing machine!!''
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...
At night the husband asks for sex..
Wife, Sorry Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !!
Why don't you do a hand wash!


Husband wife joke on poor performance
Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila dunga Teri Chahat me..
Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.


Husband wife adult joke in hindi
Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.
Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga

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Sex k baad wife boli Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
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watchman Bola Madam Aap ?!!!
Moral zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h 
2 men are in a doc's office to get a vasectomy (nasbandhi). Nurse asks both men to strip. She begins to masturbate 1st man.

Husband Wife Whatsapp Chating Jokes In Hindi

Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta..
Wife:
I love you baby..
Husband (softly) :
I love you too..
Wife :
Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??
Husband :
Bas thoda mood off tha..
Wife:
Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho,
aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband (pyar se) :
Aisa kuch nahi jaanu,
tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..
Wife:
Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein
tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband:
Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..
Wife:
Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho,
badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband (aur jyada pyar se) :
arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife:
Aaj sab clear hoga !!
Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife (khud confused) :
Jab tum khud clear nahi,
tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!
Husband :
Tumhe hua kya hai ??
kis baat pe upset ho ??
Batao!!
Wife:
Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!
Husband:
Mere saath to tum ho!!
Wife:
Ab bht ho gaya,
ab aur nahi!!
Husband (fully crashed) :
Hua kya hai ?
ye to bata do..
Wife:
Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
Husband:
Ye baat kahan se aayi?..
Wife:
I want Divorce..
Husband:
Ok..!!
Wife (gone crazy) :
Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,
fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband:
Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,
maine kya galat kaha..??
Wife:
Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi,
main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband (apne baal pakad kar) :
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife:
Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab
main chali jaungi..
Husband:(confused)
Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife:
Tum serious kab hoge..??
Husband:
Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun,
serious hone ke liye?..
Wife:
Go to hell..!!
Dont call me again !!.
Husband:(shocked)
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife:
Tumhe pata hai na,
main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry !!! I love you my baby..
Husband (Sab bhool kar) :
Acha, I love you tooo...
Wife:
Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!