Whatsapp Hindi Funny Jokes: Love V/s Daaru

Love V/s Daaru-
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Love-- Pagal Banata Hai
Daru-- Mood Fresh Karti Hai

Love- -Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai
Daru-- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai

Love-- Me Date Ke 2000/-
Daru-- 1 Botle K 350/-.
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Love- -Me Sabki Suno
Daru-- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao
Faisla- Aapke Haath Me

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Piyo- Sir Utha Ke..... .
Ya
Jiyo- Ladkhadake.....
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Jai Baatli!!

Non Veg Jokes Messaging On Whatsapp April 2014

Height of Nonsense: Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Message

A girl give a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said: .

"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega
kya ?" xP ;D .