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Indian Condom Jokes From WhatApp 2016
One day a big Indian Chief went to his local drug store. He went up to the clerk and said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"
Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabbed some Trojans for professionals and told the chief to come back and tell him how they worked.
The next day the big Chief came back to the drug store, went right up to the clerk and gruffly said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"
The clerk thought to himself "Damn, this guy has super ejaculation going on." So he went into the back of the store and got a prototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box read: "This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances."
The clerk handed the condom to the Chief and told him this, and to come back and tell him how it worked.
The next day the chief came back on crutches with a shotgun under his arm. He stormed up to the clerk. The clerk was thinking "Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's real pissed."
The chief yelled, "LAST NIGHT ME SCREW SQUAW!! LEFT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... RIGHT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... DICK GO OOMPH!!!.... CONDOM GO OOMPH!!!.... LEFT NUT GO BOOM!!!"
Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabbed some Trojans for professionals and told the chief to come back and tell him how they worked.
The next day the big Chief came back to the drug store, went right up to the clerk and gruffly said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"
The clerk thought to himself "Damn, this guy has super ejaculation going on." So he went into the back of the store and got a prototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box read: "This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances."
The clerk handed the condom to the Chief and told him this, and to come back and tell him how it worked.
The next day the chief came back on crutches with a shotgun under his arm. He stormed up to the clerk. The clerk was thinking "Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's real pissed."
The chief yelled, "LAST NIGHT ME SCREW SQUAW!! LEFT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... RIGHT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... DICK GO OOMPH!!!.... CONDOM GO OOMPH!!!.... LEFT NUT GO BOOM!!!"
Non Veg Condom Jokes: Must Read This One
Hilarious Condom jokes, thanks for reading.
A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom
aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of
condoms.
The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."
Nodding agreement, the son asks his father, ”Then what's the 6 pack for?"
"That's for when you're in college," the father says. "You have 2 for Friday
night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning."
Following this line of logic, the son enthusiastically asks what the 12 pack
is for.
"That's for when you're married, son. You have one for January, one for
February, one for March..."
A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom
aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of
condoms.
The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."
Nodding agreement, the son asks his father, ”Then what's the 6 pack for?"
"That's for when you're in college," the father says. "You have 2 for Friday
night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning."
Following this line of logic, the son enthusiastically asks what the 12 pack
is for.
"That's for when you're married, son. You have one for January, one for
February, one for March..."
Adult Funny Condom Jokes For Whatsapp Messages
Us Condom Factory Blows Up
president Called Paul Martin With An Emergency: "our Largest
condom Factory Has Exploded!" The American President Cried. "my People's
favorite Form Of Birth Control! This Is A True Disaster!"
"President, The Canadian People Would Be Happy To Do Anything Within Their Power
to Help You," Replied The Prime Minister.
"i Do Need Your Help," Said President. "could You Possibly Send 1, 000, 000
condoms Asap To Tide Us Over?"
"why Certainly! I'll Get Right On It!" Said Martin.
oh, And One More Small Favor, Please?" Said President.
"yes?"
"could The Condoms Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least 10" Long And 4"
in Diameter?" Said President.
"no Problem," Replied The Prime Minister And, With That, Martin Hung Up
and Called The President Of Trojan. "i Need A Favor, You've Got To Make
1, 000, 000 Condoms Right Away And Send Them To America."
"consider It Done," Said The President Of Trojan.
"great! Now Listen, They Have To Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least
10" Long And 4" In Diameter."
"easily Done. Anything Else?"
"yeah," Said The Prime Minister, "and Print 'made In Canada; Medium Size'
on
each One."
president Called Paul Martin With An Emergency: "our Largest
condom Factory Has Exploded!" The American President Cried. "my People's
favorite Form Of Birth Control! This Is A True Disaster!"
"President, The Canadian People Would Be Happy To Do Anything Within Their Power
to Help You," Replied The Prime Minister.
"i Do Need Your Help," Said President. "could You Possibly Send 1, 000, 000
condoms Asap To Tide Us Over?"
"why Certainly! I'll Get Right On It!" Said Martin.
oh, And One More Small Favor, Please?" Said President.
"yes?"
"could The Condoms Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least 10" Long And 4"
in Diameter?" Said President.
"no Problem," Replied The Prime Minister And, With That, Martin Hung Up
and Called The President Of Trojan. "i Need A Favor, You've Got To Make
1, 000, 000 Condoms Right Away And Send Them To America."
"consider It Done," Said The President Of Trojan.
"great! Now Listen, They Have To Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least
10" Long And 4" In Diameter."
"easily Done. Anything Else?"
"yeah," Said The Prime Minister, "and Print 'made In Canada; Medium Size'
on
each One."
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