over some trees and was never to be seen again. Some time
later, he saw a policeman coming towards him on the 12th
hole.
“When you were on the 10th, did your ball disappear over
that clump of trees?” asked the policeman.
“Yes, it did. Why?” said the puzzled golfer.
“Oh the other side of those trees is a road. The ball bounced
in front of a car causing it to swerve and run over a cat. It
then smashed through a window of the house opposite,
shocking a man into a fatal heart attack and frightening his
wife into dropping her tea and badly burning her leg.”
“Bloody hell,” said the golfer, who had deathly pale.
“Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, I think so,” replied the policeman. “In future, before
you tee off, stand with your legs a little further apart and
keep your head still when you swing the club.”
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Two shepherds are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, runs
into a fence and gets her head stuck. The two shepherds run over to the fence to get her out when one
says to the other, “Hey, man, this is too good an opportunity to pass up.” So he unzips his fly, yanks
out his cock and fucks this ewe for about ten minutes. When he’s finally finished he looks back at his
friend and says, “That was fantastic. Wanna try it?”
“I sure do!” grins his friend, as he drops his pants and sticks his head through the fence.
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