The presents were very disappointed in the grades that there son Brought Home.
" The only consolidated the father , " is that I know he never cheated during his exams."
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
“Oh Bob,” sighed his wife. “I wish you wouldn’t go down the
pub every night. You drink far too much. Here, let me show
you something.”
Bob’s wife put two glasses before him, one filled with whisky,
the other with water. Into each she dropped a worm. The
worm in the water swam around happily while the worm in
the whisky had a fit and sank to the bottom, dead.
“There!” said the wife triumphantly. “Now what does that
show you?”
Bob looked at the two glasses and replied, “It shows me that
if you drink, you won’t get worms. Now I’m off to the pub
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