Non Veg Whatsapp Sexy Message Jokes

Hindi Sexy Non Veg Jokes On Mujhe Mauka Do!!

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring...
Ladki - Hello !
Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai?
Ladki - nahi hai.
Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.

Funny Whatsapp Message on Government Job

Government Job
Ek Aadmi Government job ke liye interview dene gaya.
Interviewer - Aapki koi majboori to nahi?
Aadmi - Ji sir, main pahle fauz me tha aur jung ke dauraan meri taango ke bich ek bomb phata aur mere Tatte ud gaye.
Interviewer - OK, aap Monday se join kare. Hum sab 9 baje aa jate hai aap 11 baje tak aa jana.
Aadmi - aisa kyun?
Interviewer - Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte bas Tatte khujate rahte hai.

Very Funny Jokes On Railway reservation form

Railway Reservation Form
Santa ne railway reservation form mein Ling ki jagah 6 inch likh diya.
Lady behind counter - Ye kya likha hai kato isko.
Santa - Kitna?
Lady - Pura.
Santa - Maan chudao saalo, main Bus se chala jaonga.