Hindi Non Veg Sexy Jokes Message On Whatsapp 4 Young GenR

Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai...
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan aur Afganistan...
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
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Piche se Dada bola - Kabristaan
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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
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Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera putta
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Teacher: "What's half of 8?"
Rajinikanth: "4"
Santa: depend karta hai agar horizontally half karo to "0" and vertically karo to "3", 4 is the first time in history.
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Rajinikannth lost and Sadda Santa rocks..
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Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Wife: Aisa Kyu Keh Rahe Ho?
...Santa:Kyun Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika hai
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once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
suddenly a strong storm came
santa said to banta,"ab hum bach nai paenge"
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ACP said to Daya,"pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h"
n rajni said
"SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME"
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Hindi teacher ne Santa & Banta ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
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Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
bindujain

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Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikanth 4 his GF-
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta he.
...Rajni: ok i'l C it..
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Nxt day..
Gf:Hey wer is My Shadow? B-) :-)