Funny Whatsapp Message - Jokes In Hindi

Hindi Funny Jokes message and status on whatsapp.

Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "hand"
Boy: My penis is in your hand.
Teacher slaps the Boy.
Boy:Sorry maam pen k baad space dena bhul gaya

A tourist asks a man in uniform " Are you a police man ?"
" No , I am an undercover detective." " So Why are you in uniform ?". Today is my day off.

Funny Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Message - Ladkiya nai sudhregi

Ladkiya nai sudhregi - New Whatsapp Jokes Message.

Boy:"Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare
Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
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Girl:"Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi
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Kamini Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo
Tum Se Pyaar Karega..

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Funny English Jokes Message Whatsapp 02 June 2014

A New WhatsApp Message on English  Jokes...
A man is drinking at the bar when a huge ugly woman sits
down on the stool beside him. He ignores her completely
and they drink away quietly for over an hour. Suddenly, the
woman turns to him and slurs, “If I have another drink, I’m
really going to feel it.”
He replies, “To be honest, if I have another drink I probably
won’t mind.”