Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Messages In Hindi 01 Jan 2015

Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko
Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “ Aaj Main Tumhe Wo
Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se
Mera Doodh Aata Hai”
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush
Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein
Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi
Dikhao, Jaanu”
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “
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Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy “
hahahah sudhar jao har post
non veg nhi hota lol... gud mg

Honeymoon Couple Story Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes 31 Dec 2014

Honeymoon Pe Ghoomne Gaya Ek Couple..
Market Mein Ghoomte Huye Pati Bola..
"Jaaneman,Bhookh Nahi Lagi,To Thoda Juice Lo.."
"Aur Fir Hotel Mein Jaa Ke Mera L*da Choos Lo !!"
Biwi Boli..
"Aaj Sone Ki Khwaish Nahin,Mat Kehna So Le So Le.."
"Poori Raat Mere Dabate Rehna Tum Haule Haule !!"
"Phoolon Ki Bichhaenge Aaj Hum Bed Pe Sej.."
"Aur Fir Tum Meri Lena Khoob Tej Tej !!"
Pati Bola..
"Kya Baat Keh Di,Mera L*da Abhi Se Khada Hai.."
"Tumne Abhi Theek Se Dekha Hi Kahan Hai Ki Ye Kitna Bada Hai !!"
"Jaldi Chalo,Jaldi Chalo,Neki Aur Poochh Poochh..
L*de Mein To Abhi Se Hone Laga Hai Kuchh Kuchh !!"
"Main To Teri Yahin Le Leta,Kyonki Pant Mein Tent Bana Hai..
Lekin Kya Karoon,Restaurant Mein Lena Mana Hai !!"
"Chalo Chalein Apne Bedroom.."
"Wahan Machayenge Jum Ke Dhoom !!"
"Aaj Main Apne Lu*d Ko Tumhari Garam Ch**t Mein Doonga.."
Aaj To Main Saari Raat,Teri Keh Keh Ke Loonga,Teri Reh Reh Ke Loonga !!!!"

Job At The Zoo Funny English Jokes Whatsapp Messages 30 Dec 2014

Read the most funny English jokes, whatsapp messages and latest funny messages idea for whatsapp.

An unemployed guy got a new job  at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's akin and pretend to be a gorrila so people Will keep coming to the zoo.
On his first day on the job , the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people DLL cheer to see him. He starts really putting  on a show , jumping around , beating his chest and roaring.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming," help, help!"
The lion races over to him , places his pawas on his chest and hisses ," Shut up or we'll  Both lose our jobs!"...