The Ultimate Jokes On Indian Police

Found this jokes on a whatsapp group and i share with you people. My loving Indian police really so funny some time see on the jokes.

Jokes On Police

 murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

Indian classic Police

Indian Chor Police Jokes

Somvaar ka din tha: Do chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage.
    Police ne choro ka peecha kiya,
    Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki
    number plate ki lights kharaab thi.
    .
    Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi.....
    .
    To my friends, Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda . . . . . . ?
    .
    Answer:- Somvaar Ka Din tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nhi hoti.

    Isliye police chor ko aasani se pakad legi.