Non Veg Hindi Jokes - Best Colllection 10 May 2015

Teacher: Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,
usko 200 ki Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas
Dega?
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Stdnt: Ghanta b Ni

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Teacher:Tum maths Ni Jante?
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Stdnt: Sir Ap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante. grin emoticon xD


Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise karein”.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon parr rahe ho.
Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!


Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?
Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.