Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages: Hindi Jokes Plus

Collection of most funny whatsapp Hindi messages for non veg jokes group on whatsapp.

A jokes Pita And Beta

Pita- Aare bewakuf maine tumhe Gita dia tha padhne ke liye, Padha liya? Kuch dimag mein ghusa?
Beta- Haan pitaji padh li he, ab aap marne ke liye teyar ho jaao. Is bandhuk se mein aap ko mar dunga.
Pita- Beta kya kah rahe ho? mein tumhara baap hun!!
Beta- Pitaji Gita mein likha he " Na koi kisi ka baap he na koi kisi ka beta".
Pita- Beta mein mar jaunga..
Beta- Pitaji sarir marta he aatma kabhi nahin marti. Aatma to amar he.
Pita- Beta majak mat kar goli chal jayegi aur mujhe dard se tadpakar mar degi.
Beta- Kyon goli se darte ho pitaji, Gita mein likha he "Aatma ko na pani bhigo sakti he aur na hi talwar kar sakti he, na hi aag jala sakti he."
Pita- Beta jara apne bhai bahnon ke bare mein to soch!
Beta- Gita mein likha he is duniyan mein koi kisi ka nahin hota. Sansar ke sare riste swarth par tike hote hein.
Pita- Beta mujhe marne se tumhe kya milega?
Beta- Agar is dharm yuddh mein aap mar bhi gaye to aapko swarg prapti hogi aur mujhe aapki sampatti prapt hogi.