Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes Whatsapp Messages 30 Jan 2015

A boyfriend texts his girlfriend saying, "Hey babe, you wanna come over and have sex?"
The girlfriend texts back "Duh!"
So the girl goes over to her boyfriend's house, and right before they get into it, he sets the boundaries. "Okay, so my little brother is home, and I have bunk beds. He's on the bottom bunk. If you want it harder, you say tomato. If you want it faster, you say lettuce, and if you want to moan, you say any other ingredients that would be on a sandwich."
So they're up on the top bunk having sex, and she's yelling, "Tomato! Tomato! Lettuce! Lettuce! Cheese! Cheese!"
Well the little brother is still on the bottom bunk and yells, "Hey, can you guys knock it off, you're getting Mayonnaise all over me!!!"