Honeymoon Couple Story Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes 31 Dec 2014

Honeymoon Pe Ghoomne Gaya Ek Couple..
Market Mein Ghoomte Huye Pati Bola..
"Jaaneman,Bhookh Nahi Lagi,To Thoda Juice Lo.."
"Aur Fir Hotel Mein Jaa Ke Mera L*da Choos Lo !!"
Biwi Boli..
"Aaj Sone Ki Khwaish Nahin,Mat Kehna So Le So Le.."
"Poori Raat Mere Dabate Rehna Tum Haule Haule !!"
"Phoolon Ki Bichhaenge Aaj Hum Bed Pe Sej.."
"Aur Fir Tum Meri Lena Khoob Tej Tej !!"
Pati Bola..
"Kya Baat Keh Di,Mera L*da Abhi Se Khada Hai.."
"Tumne Abhi Theek Se Dekha Hi Kahan Hai Ki Ye Kitna Bada Hai !!"
"Jaldi Chalo,Jaldi Chalo,Neki Aur Poochh Poochh..
L*de Mein To Abhi Se Hone Laga Hai Kuchh Kuchh !!"
"Main To Teri Yahin Le Leta,Kyonki Pant Mein Tent Bana Hai..
Lekin Kya Karoon,Restaurant Mein Lena Mana Hai !!"
"Chalo Chalein Apne Bedroom.."
"Wahan Machayenge Jum Ke Dhoom !!"
"Aaj Main Apne Lu*d Ko Tumhari Garam Ch**t Mein Doonga.."
Aaj To Main Saari Raat,Teri Keh Keh Ke Loonga,Teri Reh Reh Ke Loonga !!!!"