Whatsapp Messages On Dirty Hindi Non Veg Jokes 09 Nov 2014

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro

Meri bat mano

Na chandramukhi na paro

Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro
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Shaadi Hindi Joke
Shadi ke pehle maine pyar kiya.
Shadi ke baad ye maine kya kiya?
Shadi ke pehle Dil to Pagal Hai.
Shadi ke baad dil to pahal tha!
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Husband Vs. Wife Hindi Joke
Shaadi par wife boli:
Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi.
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Poor Wife Joke
Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!