Funny Anniversary Jokes Whatsapp Messages 28 Nov 2014

On their anniversary, Winston Churchill and his wife were dining. A reporter saw them and asked
him this question. “If you were to die and come back, who would you like to be?” He said, “I
would like to be Mrs. Churchill's second husband.”
Once at a formal dinner, Winston Churchill was not observing all the rules of propriety according
to a certain lady. Flustered, she exclaimed, “Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband I would give
you poison to drink.” He replied, “Dear lady, if I were your husband, I would gladly drink it.”