Funny Hindi Jokes Inspired By Kapil

Kapil to Sharukh kahan :- Kaisi hai tumhari biwi ?
Sharukh khan :- Swarg ki apsara jaisi aur tumhari biwi ?
Kapil :- Mri toh abhi zinda hai !
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Wife :- Mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumne le chalo !
Kapil :- Chalo tyaar ho jayo petro pump chalte hai !
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Dadi :- Bittu ! tumne apni purani naukri kyu chod di ?
Bittu:- Dadi ! company ne apni office badal di, aur mujhe bataya nahi kaha par