I said, "Do you know the difference between rape and conversation?"
She said, "No."
I said, "Let's go upstairs for a chat."
A girl i was picking up in a bar once said 'I don't think i've ever had sex with a guy whose been playing guitar at the same time' I replied 'Well... I don't know how many songs i can play in 17 seconds'
My friend, chatting up her mate, burst out laughing... they exchanged awkward glances. WORTH IT.
My dad once told me about a bad joke he told a first date. She brought up in conversation that she was half-Jewish as well as half-German. My dad thought it would be wise to ask her, "Hey, you ever get a sudden urge to just stick your head in your oven?".
The way he tells it is that she didn't say anything and just got up and walked out.
My daughter has been going out with this guy for awhile, so when she came home from a date all upset I asked her, “what happened?” She replied, “He asked me to marry him.”"Then why are you so sad?” I asked. ”Because he also told me he doesn’t believe in religion. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell!”I quickly replied, “Don’t worry, Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”
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