Young Couple Funny Sexy English Jokes


A young couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted
husband he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She
told him there was no need for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early she
decided to go to the party. Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around. She joined the
party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every
nice chick he could, copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and,
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
“action.”
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped out, went home, put the costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he had done. He said, “Oh,
the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party I met Pete, Bill
and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you, the guy I
loaned my costume to sure had one hell of a time!”
A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.
“Look at the size of his penis,” says the man. “It’s massive!”
“Yes, dear,” says the woman. “But at least he’s got your ears.”

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