Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Express - Message Sent 03 July 2014

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Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska wo bahot bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai
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Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
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Husband : Main ye roz roz ke condom lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho gaya hoon.
Wife : To phir tum lamination kyun nahi karwa lete!
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Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai.