Santa Banta Adult Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Message 26 July 2014

Santa Ki Biwi Ka dar
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se hi bahut jyada darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar sham ko ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard wale ke saath baithi thi

Santa Ko Thappad
Santa bus me ja raha tha,achanak ek aurat ne thppad maar diya ………….
Banta: Yaar tujhe bus mein us aurat ne thappad kyu mara?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji aap jara saadi upar uthana photo leni hai !!!

Thappad Kyu Mara
Santa ne 1 ladki se I Love you bola
Ladki ne thappad mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to thappad kyu mara?

Santa Sick
Santa sent a message his Boss:
“I am sick, so no work for today”
Boss message back:
“Whenever I am sick I kiss my wife , try it”……..
3 hours later Santa replied to Boss:
“I am OK, you wife is very sweet”