Naughty 18+ Jokes In Hindi: Rajsthani Lady


A Man was Lying on the Beach for Sun Bathing,
Wearing Nothing but a Cap over his Penis.
An Ugly Woman Passed by and Remarked...
"If U were any sort of a Gentleman,
U would Lift Ur Hat to a Lady."
He Replied, "If U were any sort of A Lady, the Hat would have lifted by itself".

Conductor : bacchE ka ticket ? 
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? 
yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Bond 007 :-
Mona, ur not wearing panty today? 
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. how did u know that?
007:- i can see dandruff on ur shoes... 

A Lady Curiously Touched PENIS Of Horse, 
Horse Got Excited, Jumped & Ran Away. 
Horse Owner Bibi jee Ab mera bhi pakar leh, Mujhe Mera Ghora pakarna hai

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