Adult Hindi Non Veg Jokes July 2014


Hyderabad mein ek couple tha...
5 saal se unke darmiyan rishta chal raha tha.
Woh ek dusre ko bahut chahte thay.
Woh ladki bahut khubsurat thi aur ladka bhi bada wafadar tha.
Ek din, woh ladki us ladke ke paas aayi aur apne naye pink eye lenses dikhaaye.
Kuch der ke baad woh ladka behosh ho gaya aur zameen par gir gaya.
Turant woh ladki uss ladke ko hospital le gayi...
Doctors ki special team operation start kiya, theek 37 ghante ke baad woh ladki doctor se mili, aur woh doctor bola:
"Hume uss ladke ke dil mein sharab ki boondein mili hai"
Woh ladki hairan ho gayi aur doctor se kaha:
"Iss ladke ne kabhi sharab ki tak nahi pee toh phir yeh kaise ho sakta hai ?"
Doctor ne kaha hum phir ek baar iss pe research karenge.
"Ab aap Ghar jao aur aap iss ladke se kal mil sakti ho."
Uss ladki ne taxi ko awaaz di aur apne Ghar jaa rahi thi, aur woh sochne lagi ke yeh kaise ho sakta hai...
Phir suddenly woh ladki gaana (song) suna jo taxi mein chal raha tha:
""Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,

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