Dirty English Jokes: X - Rated Whatsapp Message Collection

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every dockworker he sees that
his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all.
Bets are made, and they agree that they’ll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up
along the dock. The guy drops his pants and starts.
True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on
and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is still moving from
one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99.............
...and before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, “I don’t understand it! It went perfectly
well at practice this morning!”

“I’m sorry, Sir, you can’t bring that dog into the pub, it’s
against the rules,” said the barman.
“Aah, but this isn’t just any dog, this is special. He’ll do
anything you ask him,” boasted the customer.
“OK, tell him to go and get me a newspaper.”
The man gave the dog £5 and off he ran. Time went by and
the dog didn’t return. After an hour, the owner decided to go
and look for it. He roamed the streets for ages, until
eventually he found the dog in a dark alley humping a bitch.
“What’s all this about, you’ve never let me down before?”
complained the man.
“Maybe,” replied the dog, “but I’ve never had so much
money before.”