Hindi Funny Jokes: Top 10 Most Funny Tweet In IPL 2014


IPL ka 1) Bookie: So, what plan today?Sreesanth: I'll get smashed for over 10 runs per over. B: Ok. So, you'll bowl badly? S: No, no. Normally.

2) Sreesanth agreed to Spot Fixing as he needed money to pay for a job in Indian Railways.

3) MMS to address the nation tonight to proudly claim tht finally there is a scam which can't be traced back to his govt

4) We all thought that Sreesanth was an under-performer.  Turned out to be "under-the-table" performer.

5) Our khap is 150% sure that the boys accused in spot fixing are innocent. The bookies must have dressed provocatively

6) Spot d Spot Fixer is new item on TV in IPL matches. Winner gets a hug from the Spot fixer live on TV after Man of d Match Award .

7) Spot Fixing Pratibha Patil could replace Sreesanth. She was never fixed to one spot.

8) Rs 60 lakh was given to Sreesanth to wear a Towel ... had we given the same amount to Poonam Pandey .... one year no Towel

9) Salute to Ashish Nehra, he gives more runs than Sreesanth without taking moneybulawa aaya he hai!!!

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