English 18+ Adult Jokes For Whatsapp Message

Jack was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his pint of
beer.
“Heh, Jack, what’s up?” asked the barman.
“Everything,” he replied. “I got so drunk last night, I can’t
remember what I did, but when I woke up to find myself in
bed with a woman, I naturally gave her £50.”
The barman laughed. “Don’t worry, mate, it happens to all
of us. You’ll just have to accept that you spent the money and
can’t remember what it was like.”
“No, no, you’ve got me wrong,” replied Jack, “the fact is that
the woman in bed with me was my wife and she automatically
gave me £10 change.”