months of idyllic married life, he went to see his doctor.
“The problem is I’m having to work many hours on the farm
but I have to keep breaking off when I get the urge, to run
back to the house, jump into bed and do the business. Then
it’s back to work, and it’s knackering me.”
The doctor suggested that his wife should come to see him
out in the fields.
“Every time you get the urge,” said the doctor, “fire a shot
from your gun to let your wife know you’re waiting for her.
A few months passed and then the doctor met the old farmer
in the high street.
“How’s the shotgun plan working?” he asked.
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