Hindi Non Veg Jokes For Whatsapp Message

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.
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Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi
Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai
Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do Tongue
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Girl to boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho..
Boy - 6
Girl- kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nhi tha kya..
Boy - tum kitne ho.
Girl - 1
Boy - Kyo Baap me Dum nhi tha kya....