Funny English Whatsapp Message Collection On 05-Mar, 2014


An old farmer wrote a letter 2 his innocent son in prison:
"This year I'm unable 2 plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if u were here u would've helped me."
Son Replied: "U idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there."
Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing was found.
Son wrote again: "now plant your potatoes dad, its the best I could do from here.
"Where there's a Will, there's a Way" (y);)
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idiot guy on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
idiot guy: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

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