Whatsapp Jokes: Funny Whatsapp Jokes Status Collection

•  Jokes On Whatsapp

Very HORNY Wife
Husband ka LUND Chum ke boli
mera pappu
mera Baccha
or bada ho Ja na

Husband- Bhenchod isko Chut me Dalna hai ya School me ?

• Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Sir -
subah jab ladkiya uthti hai to aankhe Q masalti hai?

Madarchod student-
Sir Q ki unke pass hamare jaise lavda nahi hota khujane ke liye.
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Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

• Whatsapp Jokes Status.

INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort
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Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.
1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta
game khel rha hu,
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2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,ye to battmiz hai,
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Aap khud hi jakar le
aao...!!