Whatsapp Best Funny Jokes Message: Adult Exclusive

• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 01

Santa Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

• 
  
• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 02

 BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : �� Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : ��Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!

• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 03

 Teacher to Pappu : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on
time.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain
sir.. sher to akela ata hai.

• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 04

 My Boss installed WhatsApp and texted me
'Oye Joke Bhej...!'

I replied 'sir pehle batao increment kab hoga?---'

Boss Replies: 'Mast tha !!
Aur bhej..

• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 05

Height of Nonsense:

A girl gv a pendrive 2 a
boy &
said "isme Facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look
&
Then girl said: .
"Kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya ?"

• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 06

Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.

Dad : why did god give u 2 legs ?

Boy : one to change gear &
Other to apply break.”!

Youngster rock.
Parents shock…:D

• Whatsapp Jokes Message For Adult: 07

Wife: oji sunte ho velentine day ki din aap mujhe kaha ghumane leke jaa rahe ho.

Husabnd: imagica...