Mom = Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl = Ladka to theek hai par mota hai.
Mom = TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Remote
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Mother = Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter = Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Necklace
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service & many times u have to be happy wid self service….
Repair
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Santa = Mujhse pangaa mat le, main sher ka puttar hun..
Banta = Achchha yaar, ye to bata ki sher ghar aaya tha ya aunti jungle gayi thi….
Tiger
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya handset bhi le jayege"..
Connection
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Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai.
Maa Boli = "Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
Girl Boy
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