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A Somali arrives in Vancouver as a new immigrant to Canada ...
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan '.
The man goes on and encounters another passerby ... ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Canadian !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks ... 'Are you a Canadian ?'
She says , 'No, I am from India !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Canadians ?'
The Indian lady checks her watch and says ....'Probably at work'
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7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.
Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Cho*ot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”
Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“
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1.मैं- भैया प्याज देना।
सब्जी वाला - बैग लाये हो ? मै - क्यों आपके पास पॉलिथीन नहीं है ?
सब्जी वाला - पैसे वाले बैग की बात कर रहा हूँ ?

2.पिता: उदास क्यों है बेटा?
बेटा: नहीं बता सकता
आपको।
पिता: अपना दोस्त समझ
के बता दे।
बेटा: अब क्या बताऊं यार..
…तेरी भाभी
आईफोन मांग रही है।
दे थप्पड़, दे थप्पड़, दे थप्पड़!

3. तो सर्कस का सम्मान घट
जायेगा !
उसने चुपचाप बंदर को दफना दिया और एक
बेरोजगार दुबले पतले युवा को कहा कि वो
बंदर की खाल पहन कर करतब दिखाए अच्छे
पैसे मिलेंगे
वो राजी हो गया, और करतब दिखाने
लगा ।
दर्शकों की रुचि को ध्यान में रखकर और
अच्छा प्रर्दशन करने लगा अब तो सर्कस
और ज्यादा मशहूर हो गया हर शो फुल
जाता था।
एक दिन हुवा यूं कि वो बंदर रस्सी पर
गुलाटियां लेते हुए करतब दिखा रहा था
अचानक रस्सी छूट गयी और वो भद्द से
उपर से खुले शेर के पिंजड़े में जा टपका एकदम
शेर के सामने !
उसकी हालत खराब, वो बचाओ ! बचाओ !
चिल्लाने ही वाला था कि शेर ने उसके मुंह
पर हाथ रखा और कान में बोला- ".
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अबे चुप ! मेरी भी नौकरी खायेगा क्या?"

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After sex
Girl : ho gaya kya?
Boy: haan.
Girl: bhosdi ke itni jaldi to meri shampoo ki bottle se shampoo bhi nahi nikalta.....

Saw contact called "Iron man" on wife's phone.
Little terrified , I asked her.
She said, "Istri wala bhaiya!"

Question:“Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“

Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..."

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Dirty Hindi jokes on santa

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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बाप : बेटा जब हम जवान थे 10 रु में जी भर के दुध पिया करते थे.।
बेटा : पापा मजे थे आपके
आजकल तो 10 रु. मे कोई दबाने भी नहीं देती.।

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"Darling aaj ki raat tum mujhse jo bhi mangogi main tumhe sure lake Dunga"
Patni ne jaldi se Takiye ke nichhe se ek photo nikali aur boli -
"Please iss bande ko aaj ki raat laa do aur tum kahi chale jao"
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Angelina: Go and water the plants.
Daniel: it's already raining.
Angelina: So what? Take an umbrella and go !!
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Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.

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Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo
pehle b students karte the,
aaj b karte hai or
qayamat tak karte rahenge?
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Bahut masti ho gayi yaar ab Kal
Se Seriously Padai
karnge . .
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Who is the luckiest lover in this
world ?
Guess...!!!
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.A Guy who loved a girl madly,
but could not propose her
& gets the same girl as his wife in
an arranged
marriage !!!
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Tu Chand Aur Main Sitara Hota,
Aasmaan Mein Ek Aashiyana Humara
Hota,
Log Tumhe Door Se Dekhte,
Nazdeeq Se Dekhne Ka Haq Bas
Humara Hota..
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एक आदमी की बाईक पंक्चर हो गयी किसी तरह वो उसको लेकर पास के एक सर्विस स्टेशन में पहुँचा। वहाँ जाकर पंक्चर लगाने वाले लड़के से बोला, "बाईक घसीट घसीट के गांड फट गयी।"
लड़के ने कन्फ्यूज़ होकर पूछा, "तो फिर पहले पंक्चर कहाँ लगाऊं, गांड पे या बाईक में?"

Up के छात्र - साहब बिजली नही आती इसलिये पढाई नही हो
पा रही
Mulayam Singh - मैं कुछ इंतज़ाम करता हूँ
छात्र - बिजली का ?
Mulayam- नही डिग्री का😜

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Funny Aurat Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?“
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Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam
hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah
LODA likh liya.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred...

Ques :- What  is the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter ?.
Ans :- One svrewin the wrong place and the whole cabinet fall apart.!

A dress is like  a barbed fence .it protects the premises restricting the view...
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One day a wife asked her husband what would he do if she were to die. The husband replied," I'll also die ."The wife asked him,"Why ?"
Husband replied , well , you know I have a weak heart and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness."


Boss ( to liftman ) :- " Mr batt is feeling ill . would you be so kind  as to escort him home ?"
Liftman. :- " Certainly, Sir anything  else?"
Boss :" yes, As this is test Match week , deliver him and get a receipt.!


Two club members were talking about a recent car accident ," What ever became of that hit- and- rum driver?" ' He's batting for the prison cricket team !"...


why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation , provides heat, us refreshing and comes in attractive containers...

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Jokes On Police

 murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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Indian Chor Police Jokes

Somvaar ka din tha: Do chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage.
    Police ne choro ka peecha kiya,
    Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki
    number plate ki lights kharaab thi.
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    Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi.....
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    To my friends, Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda . . . . . . ?
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    Answer:- Somvaar Ka Din tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nhi hoti.

    Isliye police chor ko aasani se pakad legi.

Naughty English Jokes - Whatsapp Fun Messages

Three nuns arrived at the Pearly Gates and each was asked a
question before they were allowed to enter. The first nun was
asked to name the first man.
“Adam,” she replied, and the gates opened for her.
The second nun was asked to name the first woman.
“Eve,” she replied, and again the gates opened.
Then a question was put to the third nun.
“What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?”
“Gosh! That is a hard one,” she replied, and once more the
gates opened for her to go inside.

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Dirty Non Veg Jokes - Whatsapp Group Messages

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Santa-express kitne baje ki h?
TT:9 Baje
Santa-local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-malgadi?
TT-12 baje?Par Jana kaha h?
Santa-patri par POTTY karne
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Teacher:Wat happend in1869
Sardar:don't know
Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born! Now tel me.Wat hapend in 1873?
Sardar:Gandhi was 4 yrs old.
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Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha:
Kyo Bhai Chain Nahi Hai???
Santa:Hai toh Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi


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student: Mam, if Hindustan can be called "Hind", Pakistan can be called Paki,and Australia "Asussie", what would we call "BRAZIL" and "LONDON"??
Teacher: U concentrate on ur studies, motherfucker
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Dirty Jokes On Pappu

PappuKi Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, . . . Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Razi Hui. . . . . Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola. . . . . Pappu: ?Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambul ance Khelte Hai . . . . . ?Ladki: ?Arey Ye Kaisi Game Hai? Maine To Iska Naam Tak Nahi Suna Aaj Tak . . . . ?Pappu Muskurate Hue: ?Arey Badi Simple Hai, Main Apna Tumhare Mein Dalunga, Jab Tumhe Dard Ho Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Chaho . . Toh . . Bolna Red Light . . . . . ?Ladki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: ?Theek Hai . . . . . . ?Pappu Ne Jaise Hi Apna Uske Ander Dal Ke 2-3 Dakke Diye Toh . . Uski Dard Ke Maare Fatt Gayi . . . Aur Chillane . . Lagi Red Light Ahhh?.. . . Red Light Ufff?.. . . Red Light Ohh?.. . . Red Light "Haaye Mar Gayi?. . . . . Arey Ruko To Sahi?? . . . . . Pappu Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue Bola: . . . . . ?Arey behan ki lodi, . . Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Pe Rukti Hai?..!!

Funny Ladki Jokes

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi

Jokes on CHild and Father

Child: papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father: tujhey sab pata hai !
Child: nahi pata promise !
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
Child: Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!